One afternoon, a man arrives home early from work to discover his wife stretched out on the bed, panting and puffing.
“What are you doing?” asks the man.
She stammers back, “Err.” “I think I’m having a heart attack,” the person said. The gullible spouse exclaims, “Oh, I’ll call an ambulance, quick!” As he rushes downstairs, grabs the phone, and starts to dial 911, his little son Johnny shows there and starts crying uncontrollably. The father asks, “What’s the matter, son?”
“Daddy, Uncle James is in the closet, naked,” his weeping toddler responds. Furious, the dad storms back upstairs, opens the wardrobe, and discovers his brother there—completely nude, exactly as his son had predicted.
“You b*tch, Jim,” the man yells. “My spouse is over there having a heart attack, and you’re frightening Johnny by running around nude!”
